"That's a real nice necklace your making."

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At times, my pets like to become involved with my projects or work around the house, uninvited. On one occasion I was working on a beaded macramé jewelry set. I walked away for awhile and came back to find that my seat was taken by Harley. So, I took my work to the floor. Harley watched from above in the chair and decided to give me a hand. He reached for the loose beads that were in a opened container, knocking them all over the floor. He then got down to play with all those little beads that were everywhere.

"Here..., let me do some bead work."

Has anybody had this sort of thing happen?

I’ve had my animals pull antics even while I was doing house work or taking care of the laundry.

I created this blog as a place to read and share your working at home pet antic tails.

"OopS, let me help pick them up."

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Panic in the house

"I hear noise, is it coming from over there?"

Animal facts from “Animalogy- Weird & Wacky Animal Facts”, by Rita Thievon Mullin.

-Due to it’s complex eyes, a housefly can react to a swat 10 times faster than a hand can make the move.

-The Jackrabbit can cover more than 12 feet in one hop and can clear a five-foot-tall obstacle in it’s path to escape predators.

"Wait, that voice sounds so familiar."

Animal facts from Animal Planet:

-Sloths are 5 times faster than a snail and only come down from a tree once a week to go to the bathroom.

-A Swift bird eats, sleeps and mates in flight and can stay airborne for three years.

She has located the source of her own voice growling.

~The following link is a interesting read.
Guess Which Birds PETA Doesn’t Give a Hoot About?

* I hope all of you had a fun week and get lots of rest this weekend. *

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Breeze, taking on her roll as Queen of the house-those speakers are on there way out the door.

"Can I really have it?"

Is that chicken in Ozzbourne's eyes?

"Oh, yes, CHICKEN!"

"Oh, I'm not sure.., what is it...?, will it taste good?, let me try a sample, ..I know, I do this with all people food every time."

Where was Breeze in this chicken snack time?

I don’t know, she would have probably turned it down if she was around, she’s very finicky with what she eats.

*I really like the ASPCA’s new commercial.

* Check this site out, I thought it was very fun! Tajicat’s Cat Show *

Animal facts:

Those iridescent Peacock feathers are brown. Each feather is made of thin, grooved layers of keratin, the same material found in nails and hair. The grooves catch and bend the light into colors like those on a soap bubble or an oil slick.

The average person has 696 muscles, but a caterpillar has more than 4,000.

The charge released by an electric eel is powerful enough to start 50 cars.

The giraffe’s heart pumps 16 gallons of blood a minute- enough to fill a bath tub in three minutes.

Zebras’ stripes may look similar, but from the rear each zebra species has unique markings. All the better to follow one another on long journeys across the African plains.A flea accelerates 50 times faster than the space shuttle-it can jump more than 100 times its own height. That would be like a six-foot-tall man leaping over a 40-story building.

Shared to you from- “Animalogy- Weird & Wacky Animal Facts” By Rita Thievon Mullin.

Everyone be sure to share your meals with your loved ones this weekend, humans to animals and ? animals to humans? I’ll pass, thank you- I had my fare share, when I was a kid and my mom wasn’t preparing dinner fast enough.

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This week, Harley cuddled with Victoria and Breeze enjoyed her computer spot that was provided for her. She still insists at times to monitor my computer entries and web surfing up close. I concentrated on crafting some new items to come.

I was shocked to hear that this is happening in 1 state and cringe to think it could be happening a lot-De vocalization. I cried and therefore could not watch, but just a couple of minutes of the video. The Unkindest Cut.
~I apologize in advance for this next bit to my furry followers, I am Human. ~

Funny Quotes about Animals:

1. HAM AND EGGS – A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

2. If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

3. People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
4. Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you.

5. If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

6. A leopard never changes his stripes.
7. A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.

* Shared from basicjokes.com *

I really like #’s 3, 4 & 5.

Have a wonderful weekend.

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Yes…..Harley has got a thing for bags, feet and jewelry that I hand craft as well as a box fetish. Breeze on the other hand is just bored with it all.

Here is a link to a article about a wonderful community that has a pet pantry. “Pet Pantry helping needy owners feed their pets” @mlive.com

A Joke:

House Rules for Dogs and Cats. Post them where they can be read by your pets.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
Funny Pet Jokes

The dishes with the paw print belong to you and contain your food. The rest of the dishes belong to me and contain my food.

Please note, if you put a paw print in the middle of my plate or food, that does not stake a claim for it. It is still mine. I also do not find it aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

NASCAR did not design the stairway. It is not a racetrack. Trying to beat me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me will not help you win because I will fall faster than you can run.

A king-sized bed is the largest that is made. I cannot get anything bigger. I am sorry about this. Do not expect me to continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.

Dogs and cats are capable of curling into a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular next to each other and stretched out to the fullest extent possible.

Sticking your tail out straight and hanging your tongue out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I manage to beat you there and get the door shut, it is not necessary to whine, meow, claw, try to turn to doorknob, or squeeze your paw under the door to try to pull it open. I have to exit through the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for many years — feline or canine attendance is not required.

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Us and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don’t.

2. If you don’t like their hair on your clothing, then stay off the furniture. (That’s why it’s called it “fur”niture.)

3. I like my pets better than I like most people.

4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he or she is an adopted son or daughter who is hairy, short, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.

Shared to you from jokesclean.com

~I think the only rule that applies in my house is the dishes rule.

Enjoy the spot on the king size bed that you’ve managed to claim for yourself this weekend.~

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