
You get it Breeze
Warning: Parental advisory
I had a wonderfully funny morning today-Tuesday. I discovered a roach in the bathroom and put both Harley and Breeze in there. Harley looked at Breeze, questioning, “What are you going to do?”. The roach started to go for cover under the scale and Harley just watched. I moved the scale and Harley then decided to go for it before it tried to disappear under the cabinet.

Watching roach
I removed Harley at this point. We spray for roaches and I didn’t want him to ingest it. My husband then came in and picked it up for me. I don’t do roaches. I ran for the other bathroom because I had a feeling my husband was bringing it to me. I locked the door and heard him try to turn the knob. “Ha ha ha ha-you think I don’t know your games by now?”, I said laughing hysterically.
After I knew I was safe, the morning got funnier for me. I heard my husband yelling at Breeze, “Breeze…you bi—,…God dam—!”. I asked him “what did she do?”. “She scooted her a– on the floor in front of the speaker”. I went to get cleaning supplies. This was not the first time she had done this.

Roach is getting away
As I was cleaning it up, he was still yelling about it. “Where did she cr–?”. He was looking in the litter pan. “I don’t even see any sh–”. I was dying with laughter in the living room cleaning the scoot mess up. He came from the den where we keep the litter pans and started to giggle a little. “I’m glad you find this amusing”. I fell out on the floor with laughter.
I hope I didn’t offend anyone.
Have a entertaining and Thankful Turkey day!














